1. The National Church Of BEY (Beyonce Knowles)
An organization in Atlanta, GA has founded a church called "The National Church of Bey" in which they practice the religion "Beyism" (based on Beyoncé Knowles).
"Queen Bey" now has worshippers in addition to reaching the hearts of millions as a singer.
The organizers say they gather every Sunday to sing her songs like reading passages out of a Bible.
Church founder known as "Minister Diva", Pauline John Andrews, recently stated that she is very disappointed in the failure of the public to recognise the existence of a divine deity walking among them.
"We ask that you consider what is more real: an invisible spirit on high, or a walking, talking, breathing Goddess who shows you her true form daily?" opposingviews.com quoted Andrews as saying.
The church even has a bible published known as the 'Beyble' and it will soon be available for free to the public, according to The News Nerd.
The service consists of Andrews giving a "sermon" based on a specific Beyoncé lyric or verse, while shouts of "Surfbordt!" take the place of the traditional "Amen."
The church currently caters to all women but men are welcome - provided they symbolically sacrifice their manhood and remove their penises before pledging allegiance to Beyonce.
The Oprah Religion(Oprah Religion)
Oprah Winfrey today celebrated the opening of her first church and the founding of her new religion, titled O, The Oprah Religion. The multi-tasking Oprah will serve as pontiff and deity for both.
“Expanding on Her enormously successful enterprises in television, film, the web, and Her magazine, Oprah Winfrey brings Her positive, motivational spirit to one of the most highly anticipated new religions since Scientology,” explained spokesperson and new Archbishop for the church, Gayle King, in a press conference in Chicago today.
“O, The Oprah Religion gives confident, smart women the tools they need to explore and reach for their dreams, to express their individual style, and to make choices that will lead to a happier and more fulfilling afterlife.”
“In addition, we’ve eliminated the regressive prohibitions – such as those against shrimp, clothing made of mixed fibers, and premarital sex – that older, outmoded religions still cling to, but which no longer fit in with the lifestyles of their congregations. In fact, Oprah loves to share a shrimp cocktail with her live-in life partner while wearing stretch-wool slacks! Now, with O, The Oprah Religion, you can do the same, and without the threat of everlasting damnation!”
King went on, “O, The Oprah Religion, has all the comforts of a traditional belief system, but combined with the uplifting
spirit of Oprah, so that anyone from a religious background will still feel at home when they convert the new traditions of O, The Oprah Religion.
Westism(Kanye West)
Rapper Kanye West has just officially announced that he will be beginning a new religion . A religion he calls “Westism”. He is now writing a Bible and Building a church. Kanye has described his new religion as “Made to praise the true God,
Conclusion
We need to be careful and not fall for all these.
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